Looking to start a conversation with me, but tongue-tied by my dazzling good looks and charm? The button below will link you to a random Wikipedia page about something I'm excited about that isn't tied to my salary.
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Note: Clicking the button above will take you away from this page. There are two reasons for this. First, you will probably be so enthralled by the information on the link that I send you to that you will forget about this page anyway. And second, I cannot for the life of me figure out how to code the button to open a new window. I have no idea why nothing I try works. It just doesn't. I gave up because life is too damn short to waste time on something so menial. If this is a battle you would like to fight on my behalf, get in touch and we'll arrange something.